In fact, studies also show that men who honk a lot are sexually frustrated beings. The ego: Studies have shown that larger the ego, smaller the appendage. Venereal stares are forgivable according to Indian men. Other options: They are with you, but they still have the right to ogle at women passing by. His background: Just because his father can afford a luxury car doesn’t give him the right to have any girl that catches his fancy.ġ8. His caste: You're both not the same caste, so it's not working out? Sure! So why doesn’t he quit breathing the same air too? What, are we living in the 1800s?ġ7. Who the heck do they think they are? We really don't need two dads.ġ6. The possessiveness: Do not meet your friends, do not go that place, do not work in that office, do not eat that. Anti-friends: Why are they always scared of meeting our friends? Is it insecurity, ego issues or an inferiority complex? Be a man and face the fact that we have a life and it's okay to be involved in it.ġ5. Unfortunately for them, we are not porn stars and that's not how we like to have sex!ġ4. Sex: Coming from the land of Kama Sutra, we are ashamed to admit that Indian men know nothing about the female body, let alone are aware of what to do in bed. And just so you know, you'd be foolish to expect a 'Please' or 'Thank You.'ġ3.
are things Indian men are still to learn. Etiquette: Opening doors, dropping us home, waiting till we're dressed. Honestly, are they expecting a standing ovation?ġ2.
The spitting and pissing syndrome: We've seen men stop their cars in the middle of rush hour traffic, open their fly, pull out their appendage and piss on the road in full public view. To add to our misery, most of them also recycle their underwear by wearing them inside out. Wearing the same clothes day after day gives is plain disgusting. The clothing: It is a given fact that Indian men are among the laziest creatures on the planet. If we placed smelly Indian men in a war zone, the enemy would automatically surrender before they die from the toxic fumes.ġ0. Hence, they do a great job at slaying everything in their wake. The smell: Indian men think that body odour is acceptable. We might be the prettiest, talented, richest, kindest people on the planet but we have to be approved by ‘mumma’ first!ĩ. His mother: Nothing and no one ever supercedes the Indian mother. The 'prince' treatment: Your parents treat you like a prince. Sure, why don’t you keep believing that we women are stupid enough to believe all the incessant banter that comes out of your mouth?ħ. The talks: "It is not a relationship baby, it’s ‘so’ much more than that." This one is for the oversmart Indian men. We have a tattoo, enjoy a drink or two and hang out with your friends, so we must definitely be ‘easy,’ right? Honestly, we don’t know where you got your education, but you need to go back for some common sense.Ħ. False notions: Men tend to generalise women. No, it is not all right to presume that we will sleep with you, marry you and produce offspring for you.ĥ. The unrealistic expectations: Yes, we went on a date with you. And just because we went on a date, doesn’t mean we've devoted our lives to being subservient to your feelings and choices!Ĥ. The not-to-smooth moves: We wish Indian men would buy themselves Dating for Dummies already! Keeping us waiting at a bus/metro stop, bringing their friends along for support, ordering for us and going dutch definitely don't make them dating material. The wooing: Can someone please correct the definition of wooing for these men? Just for the record, wooing does not involve cat-calling, ‘that’ creepy smile or talking in a way that makes it so obvious that our breasts are all that's on your mind!ģ. What's more, their eyes are talented enough to scan a female body within microseconds. The looks: When it comes to Indian men, it is hard to differentiate between a glance and a venereal stare. Tricky and dangerous at the same time, here are 20 things you must know about dating an Indian man.ġ.
Dating Indian men, on the other hand, is a whole different story. Yes, there are several clichés you get to hear about Indian men, and though most of them are true, you can never quite understand them fully.